You know it is time for a haircut when you have the following conversation:
Daughter: Are we going to the haircut store today?
Me: No, not today.
Daughter: Are you getting your haircut today, daddy?
Me: Nope. But I need one. Look at how long my hair is getting!
Daughter: Wow! That’s long…
Me: I know.
Daughter: … like a lady’s!
Me: Yeah. Thanks.