My daughter is two. She is still learning how to “threaten” us when she is mad. In the past couple of days, she’s had a couple good threats that I really had to try hard not to laugh at…
“I want you to go! I want you to run around alllllll over the neighborhood!”
“I want you to knock yourself out, momma!”
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go run around the neighborhood.