Our first Oscar nominee for 2007 in Best Dramatic Performance is Our Daughter in Snack Time:
Daughter: Please I have some milk and some potato sticks?
Ms. Kaz: How about some bananas or apples, instead?
<daughter enters room crying>
Daughter: MOMMY SAID NO!!
Me: No, mommy said you could have banan–
<daughter throws herself on the couch>
Daughter: NOW I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL!!!
Me: That’s not tr–
<daughter throws herself down on the ground, burying her head in her hands, crying>
Daughter: NOBODY LOVES ME!!
This one’s gonna be a tough one to beat…